Paris Hilton Gets Breast Implants!!!

After much sailing around the globe accompanied by her boy toy, Paris Hilton is back stateside, and last night she appeared in public for the first time since her homecoming, going to a restaurant for dinner.Obviously even sex-crazed celebrities have to eat, so thats no news. But the fact that Paris Hiltons boobs are twice the size they used to be, is. We dont know if she got implants during her stay in Brazil, or if she was wearing an overfilled water bra last night.